• I’m N Luv (Wit a Banker*)

    *bank teller. But still, I love her. My favorite part of returning home for Christmas or summer break is every time I show my face at the US Bank down […]

  • Santa is the One to Blame

    Kids these days always want a hand out, like they’re entitled to something or some shit. A lot of adults try to say it’s only the kids that act this […]

  • Why Be Healthy?

    I understand that many people enjoy working out, or being “fit”. I don’t disrespect their decision to live this lifestyle, I mean I get where they’re coming from. Why wouldn’t […]

  • It’s Time for Us to Train Our Kids Better

    As some of you know, I’m a big anti-kid guy. I just don’t have time for stupidity, and for some reason kids (especially the brand new ones) are as stupid […]

  • Are Gag Reflexes the Worst Thing in the World?

    There’s a lot of things in this world that one may possess that you just might consider worse than a gag reflex. Some may unfortunately suffer from having cancer, or […]