I Have a New Addiction

If you ever read this website, then you know I’m addicted to a lot of things. Mostly food. And Cincinnati sports. But yeah, mostly food.

I’ve wondered for awhile about how the hell I can stop eating. I often found myself snacking out of boredom, and the calories began to add up. In result, I am currently a college kid with a dad bod who is 10-15 pounds away from being a fatass.

I knew something had to change.

I’ve been sick lately with some kind of upper respiratory shit thing. It’s caused a lot of irritation to my throat, and I needed something to soothe it and make it feel better. Using my big brain, I figured something warm would help. There was no hot chocolate or any of that nonsense around, and just good old black coffee.

I was scared to drink the coffee. I’ve had my run-ins with caffeine in the past.

But I eventually said fuck it and did the damn thing. The warmth did help my throat a bit, but the effects have created a monster.

Since I drank my first cup yesterday morning, I’ve consumed around 10-12 cups. That’s like a 24 hour span I guess, and I don’t know if that’s a lot of coffee, not enough, or just right. It’s helped me quit snacking though, and I’ve consumed half a meal since I started on this coffee binge.

Realistically, I know none of you give a fuck. But that’s ok because I don’t need you guys. I don’t need any of you. I have Folgers, and that’s all that matters.


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