I Have a New Addiction
If you ever read this website, then you know I’m addicted to a lot of things. Mostly food. And Cincinnati sports. But yeah, mostly food.
I’ve wondered for awhile about how the hell I can stop eating. I often found myself snacking out of boredom, and the calories began to add up. In result, I am currently a college kid with a dad bod who is 10-15 pounds away from being a fatass.
I knew something had to change.
I’ve been sick lately with some kind of upper respiratory shit thing. It’s caused a lot of irritation to my throat, and I needed something to soothe it and make it feel better. Using my big brain, I figured something warm would help. There was no hot chocolate or any of that nonsense around, and just good old black coffee.
I was scared to drink the coffee. I’ve had my run-ins with caffeine in the past.
Thanks to @JetBrands I don’t even have to sleep anymore. I just take like 7 of their double strength caffeine pills a day. You all are amazing, thank you so much.
— Aaron Slone (@AaronSlone) June 29, 2018
I might accidentally overdose on caffeine pills
— Aaron Slone (@AaronSlone) July 9, 2018
I've taken one too many of my caffeine pills this morning and I've got the shakes from hell. Don't worry, I'll overcome it. No need to keep me in your T's & P's, even though they would be much appreciated.
— Aaron Slone (@AaronSlone) July 13, 2018
But I eventually said fuck it and did the damn thing. The warmth did help my throat a bit, but the effects have created a monster.
Since I drank my first cup yesterday morning, I’ve consumed around 10-12 cups. That’s like a 24 hour span I guess, and I don’t know if that’s a lot of coffee, not enough, or just right. It’s helped me quit snacking though, and I’ve consumed half a meal since I started on this coffee binge.
Realistically, I know none of you give a fuck. But that’s ok because I don’t need you guys. I don’t need any of you. I have Folgers, and that’s all that matters.