London Burger King Set to Play Africa by Toto All Day Long

“ King have announced that they will play Toto’s ‘Africa’ for the whole of today at one London restaurant.
Customers at the fast food giant’s restaurant in North London’s Camden Town will listen to the seminal track on loop, after a Twitter campaign attracted thousands of retweets.
Now, the campaign has attracted just shy of 6000 retweets and Burger King are staying true to their word.
“I bless the rains down in Camden Town, head to our restaurant there today if you want to sing along”, they wrote earlier this morning.”

Every restaurant should be required to play Africa by Toto 24/7, 365. Same for every retail store. Same for every radio station. Same for every aux chord. This all-time classic needs to be the World Anthem. Fuck National Anthems. No one really cares about that shit anymore, just look at everyone kneeling when it comes on. Play this banger and I guarantee everyone in the world will be standing.

Great strategy here by Burger King. The only way I’m going to eat their trash ass food is if I’m listening to Africa by Toto to help distract me from the disastrous taste.

Ending this the only acceptable way. Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you Africa by Toto.


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