Jim Harbaugh Has Life Figured Out


Some people on the Internet Machine are calling Harbaugh a psycho for believing this. I’m calling Harbaugh a genius for developing this theory. I’ve never been a huge fan of chicken, and I’ve always preferred beef and pork. I did it because it naturally gains more respect from my fellow men. It looks like Harbaugh is doing it because of health reasons.

I’ve always respected Harbaugh for everything he’s ever done. He’s basically my favorite human being ever, and no matter what, I’ll support him. If Harbaugh came out and said to stop eating beef and pork, then I would. If he told me to not eat ever again, then I wouldn’t eat ever again.

Jim Harbaugh is my fearless leader, and I’ll follow him into battle any day of the week.


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