In the 2009 NBA Playoffs, Pau Gasol Recorded 420 Points and 69 Personal Fouls
This is the only sabermetric that matters. The always reliable 420/69 stat. Score 420 (blaze it) points and record 69 (nice) personal fouls, you’re almost always guaranteed to win the title.
If I’m a basketball GM, I’m only going out and signing players with these stats. It’s a proven recipe for championship level basketball.