I Hate When Old People Talk About Baseball

People usually relate baseball fans to being old white people, and this is why. They’re taking BP, who really gives a damn what they wear? If Chase Utley was out there wearing a thong and having his balls slip out every other swing, then I’d understand the outrage. But pants with no socks??? Get out of here, no big deal at all.

Joe Simpson is the epitome of an old man yelling at the clouds.


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