Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus is a “Done Deal”

Dude, I don’t know shit about soccer. I don’t know shit about the whole transfer stuff. I don’t know nothing, NAWTHING.

Here’s what I know.

Cristiano Ronaldo is good.

I played with him on FIFA sometimes and he played for Real Madrid, and they’re in Spain.

Now he plays for Juventus. They’re in Italy.

So, Juventus just got a really good soccer player. Good for them. I don’t know if Real Madrid gets a player in return, or if they get a lot of money, or if they get anything.

Cristiano Ronaldo now plays for Juventus.


I can’t quit thinking about that Ohtani puppet.


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