GREATEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME EVER, I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY
Congratulations everyone, you got to watch the greatest college football game ever last night. Saban shows his brains and his large balls once again by putting in Tua Tagovailoa (true freshman, I’m sure you weren’t aware of that!) after starting quarterback Jalen Hurts was unable to get the Tide offense rolling AT ALL. 3 for 8 and 21 yards is just absolutely miserable, and if he knows what is good for him he’s already filling out those transfer forms because The Touchdown Tongan is refusing to give up that starting spot after his 2nd Half performance. 14 for 24 166 yards and 4 TOUCHDOWNS. I don’t know if Jalen Hurts even had 4 touchdowns all year. But after trailing 20-7 with just 5 minutes left in the 3rd, Tua led a comeback for an ages and has given Saban his 6th ring. I just wonder if Saban is going to: A. Start wearing the rings on his other hand now B. Maybe make it a necklace, or C. Get it sized for his dick to show that he runs college football and if you dare try to dethrone him he will fuck you mercilessly.
Sorry Kirby and other former Saban assistants. He might’ve taught you all that you know. But he didn’t teach you everything he knows.
ALL HAIL SAINT NICHOLAS SABAN!